Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Calculator Number 3


My chicken nugget is fluffy and chickeny...is way too hot and sexy for you, you noob...I am soo amazing at underwater basket weaving while eating a juggler's balls which are in his amazing purple pants and his hair is bright and shiny because he just told his mommy that he is a big boy now and just go to Jay Bird's house so that he could eat Jay Leno and Michael Jackson and sing a contract to be able to talk with Jerry Springer about his father getting abused by a kitten with a history book and xylophone which sliced a pineapple to share with the hobo outside of the McDonald's where Ronald McDonald had just got a kid from prison and the kid shot the hobo and then went back to prison for molesting a kitty without parental supervision...that is why you should never eat soggy waffles on a Saturday night while watching gay people eat chess pieces and choking President Obama for one million rubber chickens....

The End!!!

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